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Car Demotivational Poster


DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm, #240148

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am, #240141
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am, #240140
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm, #239193
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am, #239169
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm, #238842
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm, #238823

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm, #238819
OMG Now that's just evil!


MEAT: - If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it's dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt.


TAGS: meat vegan carnivore
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 12:30 pm, #237629
The English translation for human meat amongst certain cannibal tribes is "long pork" so you may be right.
SethMythrax - July 26, 2012, 8:21 am, #237624
I have been thinkin about this a few years now & I bet you Human tastes like Pork. They use pigs for bullet shooting tests & their valves in our hearts so they are genetically pretty close , so I bet pork is our flavor....
noiretnopal - June 15, 2012, 2:12 am, #236268
he said that he would eat a human too,because some are slow and dumb and be cooked in such a way that would make them taste good
MPsniper - June 11, 2012, 8:52 pm, #236188
i want a steak....made of bacon.
SteveFurlong - June 11, 2012, 7:49 pm, #236183
-sniff- That may be the most beautiful picture and the most beautiful poster I've ever seen. I just love breathing my carnivorous breath all over vegans and watching them break out in hives.


TWO ANGRY CAMELS IN A TINY CAR -


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

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forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm, #169239
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm, #169238
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm, #169236
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?


COUNTING SHEEP - WITH ADHD


TAGS: macareena
Rating: 4.42/5

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ughomer - December 6, 2012, 11:33 pm, #241260
THEY CALL IT "RACING THOUGHTS"
Rudedog - December 6, 2012, 9:29 pm, #241256
Funny. Sounds like you may have had some prior experience with this.


OH HELL NO SPIDER -


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm, #248939
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm, #243305
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm, #242867
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm, #242852
more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls


EXCUSE ME? - You wanna take this outside?


TAGS: black people scary cross funny
Rating: 2.94/5

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Guest - October 23, 2009, 5:08 pm, #129994
Looks like Mark Henry's ready whup some a**


SPIDERS - The common ground between grown men and little girls.


TAGS: spiders scary girls men
Rating: 3.18/5

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falloutghoul - January 21, 2012, 1:22 pm, #227891
Mother. Of. God.
RAWR - December 11, 2009, 5:13 pm, #144755
O.O'


YOUR MAN CARD -


TAGS: earned not given man card
Rating: 4.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:30 pm, #243306
While I was at work; two neighborhood thugs tried to hassle my mother for money. When I came home she tolled me what the had done. I got my gun and tolled them where to get off and what would happen if the didn't. The never bothered her. Man points +100.
Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 6:39 am, #221723
I am going to print that and cut out the card 5L
Airman - July 6, 2011, 11:01 am, #221052
you're right Derek.. 6 is about it. I posted it because I thought the list was pretty dumb, and I meant to make a comment about that, but I ended up forgetting about it. Bomb away 440.. that list deserves it.. except, I did always want to be a. lumberjack
rubys - July 5, 2011, 11:15 pm, #221039
This an amazing blog post dude. You made some good points there. Thank you so much for sharing it. Kudos! I also wanna share this christmas lights article that we have.
Derek - July 5, 2011, 10:02 pm, #221033
Ugh, 6/15 maybe. Any "15/15" men left out there? Anywhere?
440wakeup - July 5, 2011, 10:00 pm, #221031
I'm not gonns bomb this but these make you a hill-billy not a man. where is quote godfellas at the appropriate time. When I was 15 I bet 2janitors I could carry a refrigerator up 3 flights of stares faster than the two of them could carry one fdridge up


MUSCLE CARS -


TAGS: muscle cars
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - July 2, 2012, 3:29 am, #236896
Wow. As of July 1st 2012, 143-facebook shares, and 53-votes: this guy's one and only poster. Buen hombre. I'm obviously over-thinking things. Dos cervezas por favor!
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 7:44 pm, #231727
Excellent poster... worthy of 750HP (fancy talk for 5L) now... if only it was a Chevy...
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:20 am, #231670
‘Roar, not whistle’….n-i-c-e Great first poster, Fancy! There’s a least 5 lions under that hood.


SEE FOR YOURSELF -


TAGS: cartoon police
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:43 pm, #242549
Hah! Thanks.
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:43 pm, #242548
No..thank you dy!
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:42 pm, #242547
Thank you uggy!
GaryO - January 13, 2013, 12:38 pm, #242431
Hah! N-I-C-E
dy2012 - January 13, 2013, 11:48 am, #242429
5L thnx 4 making me lawf!woof! woof!
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 6:59 am, #242416
Mwa-ho-ho-ho! 5L for Pwissy!


ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"


TAGS: alucard hellsing vampire
Rating: 3.72/5

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FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 6:23 pm, #218065
Hmm, I'd love to see Blade AND Alucard cleaning house. @thatonechick, I saw Hellsing, truly bad@$$. He was pwning let and right and not even caring enough to take names :)
boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:23 pm, #213874
vampires actually do sparkle... for .00000000001 seconds b4 they burst into flame
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:57 pm, #182198
He'd probably win a race up your parents basement stairs as well.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:51 pm, #182197
But could he beat you in a spelling bee?
corbett06 - June 27, 2010, 9:49 pm, #182196
that faget edward wouldnt stand a chance in satans hell against alucard
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:52 am, #175008
nice job *applauds* 5 lions
Portgas D. Ace - December 12, 2009, 10:21 pm, #145148
Positive. Edward definiely should meet Alucard *hrhrhr*
angryceltic - December 12, 2009, 12:34 pm, #145112
i did and it was awesome
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 9:56 am, #145099
Anybody else watch Hellsing? *crickets chirp*


CARTRIDGE CHESS - A game for high caliber players.


TAGS: cartridge chess
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:43 pm, #242638
Nice catch! I wish there had been a larger round, the queen would make a nice bishop. Sh**gun carts for the rooks are genius though.
TheOne - November 14, 2012, 7:49 pm, #240599
Well done. 5L.
twill1962 - November 3, 2012, 10:01 pm, #240388
Hate to be the "Chess Nazi," but the "Gold" queen should be on black, since the "silver" queen is on white. Just sayin'. Oh, BTW: 5Ls.
falloutghoul - October 24, 2012, 8:21 am, #240142
I think this can also go to MilitaryLulz.


THIS CARTOON - It's a culturally, ethnically, religiously, and politically correct one. Please enjoy it responsibly. Thank you.


TAGS: real rarity cartoon viba
Rating: 3.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:54 pm, #250294
Ooooooh, dis! =-O
dootndo2 - October 10, 2011, 2:05 pm, #224886
Actually, it's white so it's not politically correct.
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:48 pm, #206014
Politically correct comment... below. (Overused, didn't vote)
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:46 pm, #206013
.
jameswnash - December 7, 2010, 10:01 pm, #206010
Seen it before long time ago
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:47 pm, #205992
It's like that middle school trick football play on U-tube. You can usually only get away with it once. 5 this time.
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:30 pm, #205966

i actually like this!


U-TURN - A delicate piece of driving, requiring precision control over your vehicle, and probably not a maneuver to try in a semi.., ahh.., sh...!!


TAGS: car truck u turn wreck crash vehicle
Rating: 3.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:18 am, #241609
Ha! Humans.


SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast


TAGS: car toilet driving truck bridge
Rating: 4.6/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:41 pm, #228113
thanks all. dj, marian is pissed because he was driving around in his red Alfa and then just when he was passing below a bridge... and on top on that someone sh** a picture of it... and then it went up on MF... man, talk about BLACK CAT B*TCH BAD LUCK !
GySgt1811a - January 24, 2012, 1:12 pm, #228037
I just feel sorry for the Alfa!
CROM - January 24, 2012, 7:31 am, #228033
Nice 5L's
rockntractor - January 24, 2012, 1:40 am, #228029
A matter of perspective, an optical illusion. It will clear.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 11:46 pm, #228025
Well, good to know you at least have one. ;) LOL! That's a bit harsh, though, don't ya think? It's far superior to those that would be caption elsewhere with just a title "WAIT FOR IT." *gags* And, 10 feel it's net a 4.5, so... *shrug*
mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:26 pm, #228000
DJ, I respect people's opinion, but the picture is stupid and the text line is so obvious that my brain is revolted...
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:13 pm, #227997
This poster is hilarious. I'd so love to see the "after" ph**o. :o
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:11 pm, #227990
suzie, you are lucky that my principles doesn't let me vote for posters that I dislike...


WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."


TAGS: spider scary cute hairy big eyes
Rating: 3.19/5

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Insaniac - December 31, 2009, 10:26 am, #149137
Awwwwwww, adorable.
Zed - December 7, 2009, 2:59 pm, #143513
Well, d***it, I think he's cute.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:56 am, #143498
Scary f***!


ARMED AND READY TO DEFEND HER CAR -


TAGS: carjack armed gun police
Rating: 4.1/5

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shmoe13 - January 10, 2011, 8:02 pm, #209595
if this is true thats great and awesome


LIFE -


TAGS: game death cards think again
Rating: 4.79/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:21 pm, #226513
Golden! shared on fb
gas - December 8, 2011, 12:21 pm, #226457
..keep picking card5
CloudchaserS - December 8, 2011, 10:26 am, #226456
There should be a heavy metal song about this m/om/


DEUTSCHLAND - Fick ja!




HUSBAND DAYCARE - Seems Legit




MEN -


TAGS: sharing is caring
Rating: 4.86/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 14, 2011, 10:13 pm, #226626
LOL... so immature.


FLAMETHROWER -


TAGS: fire soldier war george carlin
Rating: 4.98/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:34 am, #248107
"That's nice, but where do you put the bayonet?" --Gen. Lewis Burwell Puller, USMC, upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time.
ub3rchief - February 18, 2012, 8:16 pm, #229798
Truly one of the funniest people to have ever lived... and a very true statement XD


BOO -




TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -




MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




AIRCRAFT CARRIER DRIFTING - Words can not describe the awesome


TAGS: aircraft carrier drifting navy awesome
Rating: 4.36/5

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levinkatz - July 3, 2013, 12:49 pm, #247305
The Nimitz on workups, 1 foot on the deck the other on the bulkhead, I was there. 5L
jackripper - August 19, 2010, 6:43 am, #189963
It is an awesome feeling when that big ship starts making those turns. I do miss the sea. 5Ls for the memories
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:08 am, #154346
Coming About Captian!


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.56/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm, #252373
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm, #248174
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm, #248173
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm, #248172
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248171
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248170
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm, #247817
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm, #243404
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am, #242844
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am, #242821
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


CLEMSON - That much better than South Carolina.


TAGS: south carolina game****s tigers
Rating: 3.26/5

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LogicDude - July 10, 2009, 8:42 pm, #94767
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh....****s... huhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 6:26 pm, #94749
I am glad someone got it.
BoneCD - July 10, 2009, 6:20 pm, #94745
Love it!


CAR ALARMS -




DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm, #208706
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm, #208704
Politifake, anyone?


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: couple cards marriage
Rating: 4.82/5

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GreyScorpion - February 1, 2011, 8:25 am, #211342
as you sit there holding Aces and Eights....5L
rerun - January 31, 2011, 8:16 pm, #211319

Oh so true.
Faceplant31 - January 31, 2011, 7:16 pm, #211317
They don't know sh!t and thats why i'm cleaning my boots off after stomping that last little timmy.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 6:52 pm, #211316

p'fffft ....what do they know.
Airman - January 31, 2011, 6:36 pm, #211315
thx RL.. not everyone agrees
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 4:35 pm, #211312

awesome ...as ususal dude
MilDoc - January 31, 2011, 12:54 pm, #211297
Nice! Posted like a true narried man! 5L


WHEN SHE SAYS "I WANNA GO TO TOYS-R-US!"... - You friggin take her to Toys-R-Us.


TAGS: girl car smash tantrum
Rating: 4.63/5

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Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:54 pm, #242892
I would take that kid to Toys-R-Us and buy her a Casey Anthony backpack.


The Holidays Are Coming ! -




SCARY MOOSE - Scary moose, scary moose! Will you do the fandango?


TAGS: scary moose fandango
Rating: 3.43/5

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P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 12:52 pm, #179475
This is why im never going to canada
Ronski - September 6, 2009, 9:21 pm, #115608
Full of WIN!!!
omnia - September 6, 2009, 4:57 pm, #115569
omg: the devil f***ed a moose. dave grohl is a weird guy(if you don't get that one: watch tenacious D in the pick of destiny, it's awsome)
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 1:42 am, #115177
I'm telling Sean because he thought what I wrote were the actual lyrics.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:28 am, #115174
Gabe... FTWhatever!
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 1:21 am, #115173
The actual lyrics are "Scaramouche, Scaramouche will you do the fandango?"
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:19 am, #115171
I was out of the american education system before inkwells were.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 1:01 am, #115166
*doobt (Canadian spelling)
Sean - September 5, 2009, 1:01 am, #115165
Thanks to your floundering educational system, no doubt.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:59 am, #115164
In american english, than = that.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:55 am, #115163
Waiiiiiiiit..... is this anti-canadian? d***, than Mike Meyers!
Sean - September 5, 2009, 12:54 am, #115162
Spoof? No I'm pretty sure those are the actual lyrics.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:47 am, #115161
Genius.
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 12:45 am, #115160
Its a spoof of the song Bohemian Rhapsody.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:28 am, #115155
Shouldn't have followed it up, Random.... that'd be priceless on it's own.
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 12:26 am, #115154
Well that comment failed
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 12:26 am, #115153
m/
BuZZbomb - September 5, 2009, 12:17 am, #115150
HA! This is great. It goes perfectly with mine. http://www.motifake.com/beelzebub-devil-religion-beelzebub-demotivational-poster-44982.html
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am, #115149
LOL


DESTINY -


TAGS: cards poker money cat p****
Rating: 4.68/5

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forseti - January 30, 2012, 9:46 am, #228445
lol... thx RL. So tell me, how much do you need?? :D
Reality Lord - January 30, 2012, 7:38 am, #228418

typical forseti....epic dude :)
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 5:30 pm, #228374
H5GE


USELESS INFORMATION - Nobody at the red light cares how many times you've forgotten to take your birth control pills.




THANKSGIVING -




HARE SOLO -




SCAREDY CAT -


TAGS: scared cat little spider
Rating: 4.23/5

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MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 11:30 am, #234841
You say this is the same breed as the mighty lion? Ba ha ha. 5L gawd I love this place. Signed Miss Priss's dog.


CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary


TAGS: cow rabbit vegetarian carnivore vegan meat
Rating: 3.56/5

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ooooooooooom - August 4, 2009, 8:23 am, #104485
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 10:50 am, #102403
Oh, poor bunny. I tried to be a vegetarian once, until my Dad had a BBQ.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:33 am, #102181
I believe Dennis Leary said it best "Meat tastes like Murder, And Murder tastes good"
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 1:11 am, #102167
Being a vegetarian or vegan might be going against nature, but it's practicing self control. I wouldn't want someone eating my baby, why should I eat something else's. Who are we to say we're better than any other species. Animals and children are pure
Dylan - July 30, 2009, 1:10 am, #102166
We're OMNIVOREs people! That means we're made to eat both plants AND animals not only one. To be a vegan or carnivore is going against nature and our suties to the balance of the food chain. Thx for letting me rant, 5 lions for poster.
Sean - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm, #102089
Cow on bunny violence, even if the bunny was already dead, is just NOT FUNNY!!!! Shame on you all.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm, #102088
That Is such a sweet pic. aggy check your pm's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm, #102084
Hey, Trashheap...I got your bunny!!!!!. 5 lions.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm, #102083
TTH? Raising cows to do your dirty work now? 5L


ON SECOND THOUGHT... - ...I'll just let it fall out, thank you.


TAGS: dentist scare
Rating: 4.44/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:26 am, #235626
And another reason not to go to the dentist...


WHAT A DEMON CLOWN'S DOWNTIME LOOKS LIKE -




TAKE CARE OF YOUR CAR - Or it might just take care of you


TAGS: funny car
Rating: 4.21/5

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kenuplay - August 26, 2012, 9:39 pm, #238716
Thanks ,I will try that one
falloutghoul - August 26, 2012, 1:23 pm, #238710
Looks like this can go over to MotoFake.


ONCE YOU SEE IT - You'll shit bricks.


TAGS: scary once you see it when you see it **** bricks ****
Rating: 2.12/5

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kiabaman4258 - October 3, 2010, 2:03 pm, #196614
it is false that your hair continues to grow when you die....what really happens is your skin contracts and the hair pushes through
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:31 pm, #86916
Sean, don't you ever watch The Learning Channel? Even after you die, your hair, nails and head keep growing. (But the phone calls ***er off)
Sean - June 14, 2009, 2:49 am, #86837
I know, eh? For a child ghost, she's got a very big head. Extra spooky.
RandomApe - June 14, 2009, 2:41 am, #86836
For some very odd reason, that is one of the creepiest ph**os I have ever seen
hmm - May 13, 2009, 4:43 pm, #79832
looks like a hawt ghost lol i'd hit it
LT - February 26, 2009, 11:49 am, #61996
theres a ghost on the 4th swing if yo look you will see the face
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:19 am, #31080
That's because like all the ****bricker mindf*** posters, it is inconsequential bull**** that is too hard to see for whatever the intended effect is.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 28, 2008, 10:42 am, #31071
I actually can't see what it is... I see a shape near the swinging swing but I can't make out what it is.
Emily - October 28, 2008, 4:16 am, #31021
What the hell is that?? Ferragho I can see the Kool-Aid man too!
Ferragho - August 29, 2008, 7:33 pm, #17660
All I see is the Kool-Aid man hiding near a post.
Limeman - August 17, 2008, 1:32 pm, #15010
What can I use these bricks for now?
Chris - July 30, 2008, 5:59 pm, #11912
Someone needs to quit taking ph**ographs in the Silent Hill playground...
BoB - July 16, 2008, 3:47 pm, #9770
plz let that be rly good ph**oshop...
InkFox - July 11, 2008, 5:33 pm, #8999
the swing that's moving, look closely
Fatuitous - July 9, 2008, 3:41 pm, #8682
I need help... I am missing it.
Ahnuld - June 14, 2008, 9:52 am, #5851
d*** baby predators...
That dude - June 13, 2008, 7:45 pm, #5802
seen not even freaked out. no bricks shat at all maybe a yawn made but no bricks shat
Pinky Malone - June 6, 2008, 4:49 am, #5153
Ah, finally one that is worthy. Didn't **** bricks, but definitely creeped out right now.
Captain Whitey - April 27, 2008, 9:11 pm, #2480
Saw it. No bricks shat.


LIFE -


TAGS: cheese macaroni life bland spice
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 1:53 am, #246728
REALLY? The word "h**" is censored? maybe I should have said "hawt dogs"
5150monkeylove - June 10, 2013, 12:08 am, #246501
Pack of h** Dogs is more fitting due to my career path, lol
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 10:02 pm, #246499

Little Smokies, Monkey. Little Smokies.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 9:26 pm, #246498
Even as a child I would walk 5 miles (uphill both ways) to find a pack of h** Dogs, slaughter them, and add to the mix. Rebel I am.
falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:56 pm, #246492
I actually love Mac n' Cheese when following the instructions. So cheesy...
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:00 pm, #246483

An INSPIRING poster!~
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2013, 11:31 am, #246482
A GREAT poster! I can testify. (Also, if that recipe doesn't work out, deep-fry!)
GaryO - June 9, 2013, 11:10 am, #246481
Yes, yes it is. Still a good poster, however. If in a hurry, I’d just toss that on the skillet and fry it up.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 4:04 am, #246479
ummm... ok Is this a lost point?
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:41 am, #246475

Serve with green onions and h** yellow peppers.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:40 am, #246474

Cook the pasta. Drain it. Add a can of tuna, also drained, and a can of cream of chicken soup. Mix in the cheese packet. Put the whole mess in a greased, ,ovenproof dish. Top with cheese slices and crushed crackers. Bake in 400 degree oven for 15 minutes.
Silverheart - June 9, 2013, 12:07 am, #246472
Crumbled bacon makes mac n' cheese awesomer.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 12:01 am, #246471
I agree. But more people put a twist on ramen, as opposed to mac-n-cheese
CloudchaserS - June 8, 2013, 11:36 pm, #246470
Ramen is rather bland made according to directions, I add in cayenne pepper, onion flakes, peanut b***er, sauce of my choosing then I dribble Tabasco on the noodles just before putting them in my mouth


SKILL -


TAGS: car fail talent kitd
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by krazyivanthedivine

Rick69 - February 15, 2012, 2:35 pm, #229630
Don't be ridiculous, clearly the car climbed the ladder and reversed itself into the house's roof for a cosy fit in a room with a view. . . :D


BUMPER STICKERS - When stating the obvious


TAGS: bumper sticker jeep wreck roll over car sticker fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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Bob D. Sailor - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm, #170025
Waaaayyyyy over used pic... 1L.
Reason - April 6, 2010, 3:00 pm, #169989
made me laugh, but the caption was too obvious
Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 2:34 pm, #169982
1L


VEGANS - On the food chain below the awesome carnivores.


TAGS: carnivore
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:52 am, #166726
has anyone ever kissed a Vegan chick ?? *scarred for life* DO NOT WANT *has a bad case of numb tongue since the expirence* >__>
Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 1:58 pm, #137836
this one got showed to the missus the instant i managed to contain my laughter. needless to say i'm on the sofa tonight! totally worth it! haha. i want to give more then 5!! 5 awesome carnivore lions for you my good man! :D
asdf - November 1, 2009, 9:45 pm, #133141
i couldn't do it- i hate veggies. if i cut meat out of my diet, i'd starve to death within the week.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:08 pm, #110461
Or a lot suspect........But who am I to judge.
Sean - August 21, 2009, 12:04 pm, #110459
Not "Go Meat!!" C'MERE Meat!! Oh wait, that sounds a little suspect.
doofenshmirtz - August 8, 2009, 11:25 am, #106038
Go Meat!!


MUNCHING. - Because 'OM NOM NOM NOM' just wasn't good enough.


TAGS: hamster om nom nom munching cute carrot
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:01 pm, #192437

what? I just goy my latest check yesterday...
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 1:57 pm, #192431
and make them funny too
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 1:56 pm, #192430
Naw.. i just ment that some of you guys are professionals, and can create posters very easily
ICEMAN - September 5, 2010, 1:23 pm, #192427
Pro Motifakers? We get paid for this???
rerun - September 5, 2010, 11:31 am, #192404

you are doing fine, remember quality over quantity
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 11:30 am, #192402
Yeah well.. its one of my first so ... i still gotta learn alot from the pro motifakers.
whatukno - September 5, 2010, 10:02 am, #192378
I would have went with a ***w j**/gerbil a*** reference, but that's just me.


REFLEXES - Yesterday I instinctively swerved to miss a banana peel in the road Damn Mario Kart.


TAGS: car video games mario kart
Rating: 4.92/5

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WTFO - June 13, 2011, 12:56 am, #219929
Thanks, RL.
Reality Lord - June 12, 2011, 7:46 am, #219904

lolz


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm, #117818
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm, #117798
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm, #97433
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am, #83208
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


SENSE OF HUMOR - Someone didn't have one and someone else is going to need one


TAGS: car humor
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

lolilikepie - February 8, 2014, 12:33 am, #252762
minecraft...it begins to get its revenge
Bolverk3778 - January 20, 2013, 10:47 am, #242655
At the very least the pickaxe swinger showed the restraint to damage a replaceable object and not someones skull.
koloheiole - January 19, 2013, 3:31 am, #242624
Do you think the shoudl axe him for his info?
dporter8462 - January 18, 2013, 4:07 pm, #242605
um.. I would say that is angry wife damage. I am guessing it hubby's car or his girlfriend's
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:48 pm, #242598
Angry husband, but who's car?
robbidos - January 18, 2013, 11:02 am, #242586
i guess they picked the wrong person to upset.


DRIVING IN THE CITY - Obviously an experienced veteran


TAGS: car driving vet
Rating: 4.37/5

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HEY DAD - What's for dinner? Venison...on the grill.


TAGS: deer car accident
Rating: 4.84/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 3:15 pm, #227436
"i could tell that nobody was in the car." Nope! They drive on the wrong in Merca.
brice8948 - December 2, 2011, 8:02 pm, #226335
while i looked at the ph**o closely i could tell that nobody was in the car.


TILL DEATH DO US PART -


TAGS: love life relationship marriage scary
Rating: 4.77/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:02 pm, #244015
and then you make the move and the other one laughs at you... well maybe, despite of all your feelings and shared instants, it was not the right one
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 4:01 pm, #242604
"too" scared.


ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.03/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm, #177921
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm, #177915
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm, #177914
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


PINK COUGAR CADILLAC - Because Mary Kay is always on the prowl.




CARTOON DAY - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: cartoons bugs bunny
Rating: 4.97/5

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motinet - October 1, 2012, 10:28 am, #239603

test


WHAT WILL THEY WANT NEXT -


TAGS: healthcare poor
Rating: 4.83/5

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Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 7:10 pm, #254744
Americaine Marie Antoinette
Haarakkon - May 11, 2014, 3:06 am, #254738
I can't believe I missed this one. Flawless.
maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:17 am, #229340
Doggy Dog!
Reality Lord - February 10, 2012, 8:15 pm, #229305

lol5
gas - February 10, 2012, 7:33 pm, #229300
I love that sixties-woman-having-cofee posters #140349
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 5:13 pm, #229284
nice twi5t, very nice just another great air show
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 5:10 pm, #229282
OK now we're back c55king. enough of the cheesy stuff already. Go get a room at MotiTwist. This is g5555d ! :)
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:06 pm, #229281
Lol!! That's so mean!


DOGGY STYLE -


TAGS: catwoman batman scars back
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:51 pm, #219578

oh hell yeah.
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:14 am, #219571

personal experience?


PMS - Men...you thought that was scary? This is MENOPAUSE!


TAGS: pms men scary menopause
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 9:35 pm, #234824
Never realized that bipolar and menopause were so much the same
fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:37 pm, #234820
Wait, I thought this was SPARTA! Now I have a headache. (sigh) You did this on purpose! I'm sorry, I still love you.


Female drivers -


TAGS: women car
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by theoneyouwerewarnedabout

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:57 pm, #247885
but the bumper isn't even creased....
steve1961 - June 18, 2013, 12:46 am, #246727
To be fair, one of my sister's ex-bfs did exactly this. You have to be moving at quite a clip and snap it cleanly below the pole and the hydro line acts like a bow and plunges the pole like an arrow towards the ground.


THE GLARE -


TAGS: michelle obama carla bruni sarkozy glare
Rating: 3.53/5

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caddyman - August 15, 2010, 6:23 am, #189539
Showing her true colours there, isn't she?
Justice_falls - October 27, 2009, 7:00 pm, #131259
She's what we call "The Intern"...
Helena - August 31, 2009, 6:32 am, #113519
holy ****. thats one hateful glare.


CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!


TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm, #103270
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"


THE NEXT PART -


TAGS: evil plan car stereo hasselhoff
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by sickartist

nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:07 am, #253459
Now the whole world will know just how awesome Alice In Chines, Poets Of The Fall, and Smashing Pumpkins are!
Rexman - December 20, 2009, 8:32 pm, #147055
Lol! that thing may look weird, but I'll bet it can make one kicka*s boombox!
Marvin Wankerstein - December 20, 2009, 7:00 pm, #147039
Isn't it ironic how people with really amazing sound systems always seem to play really crappy music on them ?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 20, 2009, 5:11 pm, #147028
Truly evil!
CANADA - December 20, 2009, 4:31 pm, #147025
LMAO! perfect caption!
Derek - December 20, 2009, 3:23 pm, #147019
Making sure the people behind you can appreciate you favourite bits of Tchaikovsky.
sickartist - December 20, 2009, 1:27 pm, #147003
I had been thinking of using Celine Dion
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:28 pm, #146991
Anything is less evil than M-Bop!


CARDASSIANS AND KARDASHIANS - Knowing the difference could save your life


TAGS: card
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by ultimaterorschach

curlyrocks - September 19, 2013, 11:28 pm, #249836
5L considering when I first heard about the Kardashians I thought it was a Star Trek thing.
ultimaterorschach - April 15, 2011, 12:40 pm, #216479
OK not what I expected to here... but right
Bolverk37782 - April 8, 2011, 1:32 pm, #216004
Ya, The KARDASHIANS are a threat to your sanity and if your a Fella your bank balance


SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm, #100852
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm, #100848
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am, #100770
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am, #100768
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am, #100767
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am, #100741
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm, #100643
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm, #100639
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


SECOND-IN-COMMAND FACEPALM - When the boss doesn't realize how full of fail he really is


TAGS: star trek facepalm riker jean luc picard enterprise
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by jam1977

DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 4:14 pm, #165011
Its a different pic, from the same scene, but a different pic. Still not funny though.
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 4:10 pm, #165005
jam1977, 2nd time you've used this same pic in 2 days. find a new one


HEY LOOK... - I know you lost your legs in service to your country; but I need you to give up an arm and a leg in taxes as well. Oh, and my new care plan doesn't cover war wounds.


TAGS: obama veteran war obamacare politics health democrats f*** f***ed taxes military
Rating: 2.43/5

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RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:09 pm, #242616
ocean... you dont have a stable foundation for your claim... everyone i know that has done it the way they were told has had satisfactory results and no problems even with Obama in office.. including me... it doesnt matter who is in, im responsible for ME
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:05 pm, #242615
some veterans are too proud to just sit back and not do anything and let their halth decline because thats just how some of us are... but whining about something that you didnt actively try and do is like trying to build a house on a cliff near the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:02 pm, #242614
directions that were given to me when i was chaptered out for PTSD and other various issues and i had no problem other than the waiting period since they have to decide who gets what based off of what they were told through people who made evealuations
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:01 pm, #242613
kick in... everyone wants to complain about how this and that is bad and not working in THEIR favor... there is no way EVERYONE will get what they want... if you dont like something, change it YOURSELF, stop blaming others... all i did was follow the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 10:58 pm, #242612
wow... thats a lot of hate... im a fully disabled army veteran at the age of 26 with full benefits and medicare for life... ive been "retired" for about 9 months now and i know that most vets dont have the patience to go through and wait for the system to
faulty switch - September 15, 2009, 2:57 pm, #118072
face palm. im doing it rite now.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:37 am, #108641
care plan to the US Post Office. Does anyone here feel that the Post Office is doing a bang-up job? Do we want a health care system with the same level of efficiency as the Post Office. How is there any support left for this BS, $1T plan (CBO numbers)?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:35 am, #108639
horrible care and conditions that were found at Walter Reed will become systemic among hospitals across the nation. Get a clue. The POTUS himself defended his health care against the claim that it would wipe out private insurance by comparing his health
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:34 am, #108638
Tri-to-get-care only paid $5.4K or about 20%. This is the kind of insurance the govt provides. It also has so many hoops for the docs to jump thru that it takes months for them to collect. Still want national health care? If Obama has his way, the
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:32 am, #108636
May when my condition had worsened 10 fold. I finally just got my operation mid July. I was lucky to find a good civilian doc that accepted Tricare. Most good docs don't accept Tricare and here's why, the doc and hospital charged $24.6K for my back op,
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:30 am, #108634
Vets have never recieved adequate care regardless of who controls the White House or Congress. That is because it is a political mess. I injured my back severly last Aug. Because of policies that make military docs ration care, I didn't get an MRI until
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:02 am, #106727
I wasn't allowed the privilege of serving, although I hit MEPS twice. I'm working current;y with a group that's primarily vets, and they've had some trouble at the VA. From what I've heard, though, the various plans aren't changing anything. At all.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:57 am, #106724
That's what's coming down the pike for everyone else - a "free" system where you still pay for nonexistent care.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:56 am, #106723
Why is it that after 20 years of Army service and the promise of "FREE healthcare for life" - do I find myself paying for TriCare, waiting weeks on end for appointments, and still being asked if I have private insurance? It's worse than Civie hospitals!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 8:45 am, #106719
LD, while I'm in no way dissing the Armed Services, there's some fundamental differences between the VA outfits and civilian hospitals. That's akin to comparing McDonald's to a mess hall.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:39 am, #106717
Want to see what Gov't run healthcare will be like? Just ask those of us who get "care" from the VA or through "Tri-toget-Care"...you'd be much more inclined to fight this new bill if you knew what was coming!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:39 am, #106633
Like I said, I was huge for Clinton. Just like the way he did business. But, he de-regulated wall street to counter the economic slump that would've been created by his raise in taxes. Counter-balance that should've been capped sooner.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:35 am, #106631
Hah! 'Til Decmeber? Phew! At any rate - there really is no absolute black and white, despite what the respective party mouthpieces would have us believe. I find it truly ironic that you posted what I was thinking, though. Beat me to it.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:31 am, #106629
Political rant done. No more until at least December.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:30 am, #106628
(and I know several who were exposed to chemical - and refused medical a**istance for chemical exposure because it "never happened"). And, GW kept wall street de-regulated for both terms. Clinton dug the hole, GW provided the coffin.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:28 am, #106627
I'll admit that I liked Clinton... that takes balls. And, he made cutbacks that I don't agree with. De-regulated wall street, too. But knowing it existed, GW perpetuated more of the same... turning a blind eye to Desert Storm vet concerns...
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:24 am, #106626
Conveniently forgotten, the cost-cutting measures under GW, eh? And the Walter Reed debacle, I suppose was Clinton's fault. Or maybe Carter.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:08 am, #106624
And you're saying health care for vets flourished under GW? WTFO, you can honestly say that vets were even 'properly' cared for?
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:29 pm, #106616
the freedoms we in uniform risk our lives to protect. I say 5 lions to PKP for telling an ugly truth.
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:28 pm, #106614
active duty are extremely concerned about what this Congress and POTUS are going to do to our ability to fight and be treated if wounded. I think a few of the civilians are missing the valid point raised by this poster. This man is tearing down several of
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:27 pm, #106612
From an active duty war veteran, PKP is correct that the Obama administration considered cutting funding to wounded vets about 3 or 4 months ago as a cost cutting measure. I've been to Walter Reed and met some of the injured. Also several vets (retired
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:18 pm, #106609
Thats wrong in all levels.... dead wrong man.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 29, 2009, 2:59 am, #101707
Nice Sean; you just dissed the vets more than I ever did.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:22 am, #101290
So now yer saying you know a "few vets" that share your lame sense of "humor"? What a terrible thing to say about brave men and women who who honorably served your country. Sad.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:08 am, #101267
That's Tammy Duckworth...helluva pilot!
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:41 am, #101234
Ok, not those type of vets moron... we're talking about war "veterans"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:18 am, #101200
wounds in one his his plans. But instead of being pissed off at that; you're pissed at the one who brings news of it. And I love how you call this concern "cheap". But if it happens to offend a vet I of course apologize.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:17 am, #101199
Actually, I showed this to a few vets and they thought it was hilarious. And it IS because I care about the troops, especially our wounded ones, that I made this poster. The fact remains that the Obama administration actually considered not covering troop
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:48 pm, #100978
Finally showing your true colors, PKP.
Sean - July 27, 2009, 6:52 pm, #100945
Wow, if she really is a vet, then you have used her suffering and her sacrifice for your country just to make a cheap political point. Way to respect your troops, dude.


DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'


TAGS: leia carrie fisher star wars kiss
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:26 pm, #241878
And who, amongst us men, even though she might be our sister, would ever turn down Carrie Fisher? I'm just saying.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2010, 10:32 am, #174886
Who among us could turn down Mark Hamill?.
R.S.Jake - May 6, 2010, 10:26 am, #174885
Excellent!


Question -




PLANNING AHEAD - Hey, let's cut the roof off our car so we can haul the motorcycle around when it's too wet to ride.




TONIGHT'S MENU -


TAGS: a la car
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 12:36 pm, #239786
Does it stay crunchy in milk?
gas - April 1, 2012, 3:09 pm, #232524
lol
lgvernon - April 1, 2012, 12:16 am, #232510

I think they call that RAWR.
gas - March 31, 2012, 11:14 pm, #232507
underdone for me plea5e


REINTARDATION -




AWESOME - Are you?


TAGS: meat soyf***er carnivore vegan
Rating: 2.85/5

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Jmac0585 - April 15, 2010, 4:16 pm, #171506
May I recommend posters: 66651 & 71206
Jmac0585 - April 15, 2010, 4:12 pm, #171504
I sure am. http://www.motifake.com/comments/61676
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:33 pm, #171492
I sure the fvck think so! This poster is not tho, 1L. Slow down and think about it. Also look around to see if the pic has been used before and how it was used.


GAS SAVER -


TAGS: smart car farts
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 24, 2013, 11:53 am, #242792
Glad to hear it RL thanks
Reality Lord - January 24, 2013, 10:20 am, #242787

lol'd...hard


REDNECK DAYCARE -




BOATING 101 - Car stays on the shore. Boat goes into water.


TAGS: boat shore moron stupid car
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by suzieq

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:46 am, #245098
I would what thi5 guy's excuse was to hits insurance company. Haha
drifterII - September 6, 2012, 1:46 am, #238947
Truck.


CARTOONS - Back in the day, we watched violence-filled Looney Tunes. Nowadays kids watch crap like Dora the Explorer. They won't make it in the real world.


TAGS: looney tunes foghorn leghorn cartoons
Rating: 4.49/5

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axe11154 - September 20, 2012, 7:56 pm, #239272
In my day the muppets showed me how to be happy in my day the looney toons showwed me how to fight in my day the world understood this and now look. children will never be the same again.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:51 am, #239206
Geez, what a bunch of grumpy old men! All together now:"In MY day..."
greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:06 pm, #215073
Bring back the old cartoons and a cheer the Crazyfreddy should join: BRING BACK THE FU*KING MUPPET SHOW!!
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 12:20 pm, #187996
looney toons and tom and jerry i always lol my face off
corbett06 - July 15, 2010, 1:26 am, #184776
old cartoons were and still are the **** hands down...sponge bob f*** pants has nothing on daffy duck
crazyfreddy - July 13, 2010, 6:11 pm, #184527
So true , bring the old cartoons back !!


THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

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SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am, #178909
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am, #165440
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am, #165436
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am, #158169
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm, #158132
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm, #158130
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm, #158129
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm, #158113
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm, #158070
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


SOMETIMES - I like to lay down on the corner of the kicthen and pretend i'm the carrot


TAGS: carrot costume funny
Rating: 2.7/5

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Verdeckt - September 30, 2011, 1:48 am, #224655
You can beat an egg but you can't beta carotene.


20 Something -




USE IMPROPER GRAMMAR, YODA DOES -


TAGS: yoda grammar care does not
Rating: 4.26/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 19, 2015, 4:49 pm, #262046
After eight hundred ninety five year of fighting evil and injustice he can talk how the hell ever he wants.


GENTLE PERSUASION - Always the best approach


TAGS: car parking card
Rating: 4.85/5

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motinet - September 24, 2014, 12:03 pm, #256807

test
cedre - December 24, 2010, 10:49 pm, #208200
A bar of white soap looks amazingly like a bad scratch...but washes right off. Just sayin'
AdmiralAckbar - October 31, 2010, 10:08 pm, #200461
try a dry erase marker
fascistfrenchman - October 30, 2010, 5:49 am, #200300
Oh, the times I wish I could these, but it wouldn't be wise to do so in my work parking lot.
Davin Holcomb - October 30, 2010, 3:14 am, #200292
no need to have them custom made. i have a stack of these... and i use them. they're uber-cheap on houseofgrafix.com
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:37 pm, #182207
Mrs. Moo+ is making me some of these. 5L


FLINSTONE MOBILE -


TAGS: flinstone car tracks
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - July 19, 2011, 3:02 pm, #221566
this may be the first time i laughed at being called a prick .. LOL.. and yes, it has happened
Azzameen85 - July 19, 2011, 6:45 am, #221556
Just love the simplicity
Reality Lord - July 19, 2011, 12:18 am, #221548

oh you prick...third time this month i've had to wipe beer off my screen...and nose. epic


DUELING FACEPALMS - When you're not the only one who realizes how dumb that truly was




JEEP-ORTUNITIES - Driving over something, just because you can




VOICE OVERS - there is only one king


TAGS: cartoons voice overs
Rating: 4.24/5

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Aurielius - August 22, 2015, 10:44 am, #262467
Mel Blanc..hands down.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:31 am, #228586
Mel Blanc? Pick your own?
mariand - January 6, 2012, 6:07 am, #227316
lol... is this a joke or what?... you can't deny an entire history for an character, and that, known by his lack of intelligence...
MashiMashi - January 6, 2012, 2:02 am, #227312
@mariand-How can this be amsome WHEN THERE IS NO PATRICK!!!
mariand - January 5, 2012, 12:34 am, #227275
amsome


LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!


TAGS: women drugs lsd humor cars driving
Rating: 3.28/5

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BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:41 pm, #136357
Glade this made it to the hall of fame!!! Most excellent poster...party on Garth
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 5:16 am, #136045
Hall of Fame. I'm honored.
Briton of Rose - November 12, 2009, 4:30 am, #136044
One more vote and it's off to the Hall of Fame! Get the lead out, Mabel!
Krissie - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm, #118152
Friday night trouble bound...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:16 am, #27900
OMG, Porcelina, that is awesome! I wish I had put it in the poster. :)
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:30 pm, #27879
I can tell, Patty! You're steering my toaster!
Dustin Marthington - October 6, 2008, 12:06 am, #25994
so many times that i've thought that exact same thing Tony.
Tony - September 30, 2008, 4:14 pm, #24594
Funny and Clever. No wonder it's not high up in the rankings!
GoForthAndDie - September 20, 2008, 7:00 am, #22158
One of the best things on this site. Props.
RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:51 pm, #14351
5 STARS!...
Agamemnon - July 13, 2008, 1:57 pm, #9223
VERY clever!


WE ARE THE BORG - All your base are belong to us


TAGS: borg base picard all your belong star trek
Rating: 3.13/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 8:59 am, #106359
Woodyism #153
union - August 9, 2009, 7:09 am, #106346
That is exactly how Patrick Stewart speaks.
arsonking14 - August 9, 2009, 12:10 am, #106300
Epic


Carlin Thinks -




CARE BEARS - They take care of each other




ADMIT IT - You're thinking about it too


TAGS: car ramp drive
Rating: 4.8/5

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flutterdash123 - April 6, 2013, 4:49 pm, #244905
When ever i see that in front of me i always freak out and start screaming ' WERE GOING TO DIE, RUN JUMP OUT THE WINDOWS!' then everyone stares at me in the car .3.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 19, 2011, 5:26 pm, #223199
ye5, ye5 I am.
forseti - April 4, 2011, 10:02 am, #215726
You lost a "K" with your last stunt ;)
Defence2501 - April 4, 2011, 9:39 am, #215725
That would make me want to pull a Nightrider stunt!
Reality Lord - December 22, 2010, 11:03 pm, #208047

LOLZ...hugely so. you should contribute more often....sir.
Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 3:04 pm, #208018
it's that stupid little 12" lip at the top of the ramp... if only it wasn't there.
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 9:33 am, #207994
ALWAYS think about it haha. If only it weren't for clearance issues...hmm


FUN & GAMES - Yeah until your HUNG-OVER, speeding to work, and catch this tool in your REAR-VIEW mirror. I never screamed so loud in my life.


TAGS: clown scary ghost
Rating: 4.7/5

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ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:51 pm, #221182
No worries, just Chompers with a loaner.


NASCAR -


TAGS: nascar
Rating: 4.38/5

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Macumazahn - February 23, 2013, 8:46 pm, #243740
Shouldn't they be turnin' left?
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:10 am, #211414
Grolschville. Dammit.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:09 am, #211413
Grolshville.
epimethius05 - February 1, 2011, 11:46 pm, #211407
Coluos- where ru if not in the USA?
epimethius05 - February 1, 2011, 11:44 pm, #211406
Thanks for the props Culos
culos - February 1, 2011, 4:45 pm, #211360
As a political incorrect non-American I absolutely love this. If rednecks didn't exist this might have been a 5L poster, but then again Nascar wouldn't exist without Rednecks... Its the Egg and Chicken conundrum all over again


ZOMBIE OCCUPY -


TAGS: carlin classes scarey
Rating: 4.28/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:13 pm, #246362
I was actually thinking if posting this very quote, but I didn't know what picture to use. This one is positively perfect. 5L + faved.


THE LAW OF GROSS TONNAGE - The vehicle with larger mass has right of way. It is useless to argue this.




FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.


TAGS: fail pokemon magicarp water flap flail pokedex pikachu ash funny awesome
Rating: 2.56/5

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flail owns - March 29, 2009, 10:44 pm, #68963
dude i seen someone wipe a hole team of pokemons with FLAIL theres a video on youtube
Arpaleggia - January 9, 2009, 1:24 pm, #50724
At least when you flail you do SOMETHING with your life. Splash does nothing.


NUCLEAR CARRIER - Refueling at sea.


TAGS: navy carrier nuclear awesome military
Rating: 4.83/5

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RetiredUSNChief - March 18, 2012, 8:07 pm, #231606
Pretty impressive, I'm sure. I spent my 20 years on submarines...if it got bad, we just went deeper. :):)
Dwiggit - February 28, 2012, 6:48 am, #230269
thats pretty epic and theres only a few of us that have experienced a lighting storm at sea in those things.


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